Personal Ads - tips on writing your personal ad for maximum effect

So you've signed up with our adult online dating network and want some adult dating tips that will help you get tons of response from you ad? If that's the case, read on and you'll have more horny contacts wanting to meet you than you'll be able to handle.

Remember that if anybody reading your profile meets you - and that's pretty much the idea, isn't it? - they'll soon find out whether or not your online dating profile was an honest reflection of you.

If you've got a big booty, say so - it'll be noticed once you meet and if you end up meeting somebody who likes tiny, pert bums, you'll have wasted your own time and theirs. This is especially important among men who tend to add a bit to the size of their tool - six inches isn't eight inches and never will be. Not without a miracle, anyway.

Whatever your shape or size, there will be somebody else who's looking for exactly what you're offering. That's the great thing about online dating - there are so many people to choose between.

But don't concentrate too much on your body - your personality is important, too. If members of the site wanted to have sex with a plastic doll, that's exactly what they'd be doing. They've joined an online dating service because they're looking for real people, so if you want to attract them, you need to show them who you are.

If you've got a great sense of humour, don't just say so, show it by being funny. Any old Tom, Dick or Harry can say "I'm a right laugh to be with" but not anybody can write something that'll make others laugh.

The same goes for being sexy. Something saucy or evocative is generally far more attractive than anything blatantly crude.

And when it comes to intelligence, don't even bother to mention it. You really won't need to because the way you write will say it all.

Write as you'd talk.

Even though you're an adult, dating tips can be useful because a lot of us haven't been "on the scene" for a long time and have forgotten how it's done. That's probably the biggest reason why those who are new to online dating sound unnatural and attract far too few dates.

If there's going to be any chance of great sex between you and those you meet online, dating has to be a natural extension of your life. Only by showing who you are, will you really enjoy it, online or off.

Online dating is different to offline dating in that you can't see who you're flirting with, and who wants to flirt with somebody they don't fancy?

If you don't upload a photo, most members of online dating sites will immediate wonder what you're hiding. Why don't you want to be seen? If you were out on the pull in the real world, you wouldn't have your head in a paper bag, would you?

Of course, even though we're talking adult dating, tips can sometimes be too general and you may need your anonymity for personal reasons. If that's the case, make it clear in your profile and let others know that should you get to know them well enough to consider meeting, you'll send a photo.

Whether you upload a photo to your profile or send one at a later point, it's important that the photo is a recent one. A photo taken eight years ago when you weighed two stone less and had a six-pack or perky boobs just isn't going to cut it. Going back to what was said earlier, if you meet somebody, they'll know you're not all you appeared to be.

Follow these adult dating tips for writing your online dating profile and you'll enjoy far more response than otherwise. And response is what you want, isn't it?